Ask Neon Stripe! ^_^

eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan:

smoteymote:

adriofthedead:

nerdsrme:

ichigen:

littlebats:

maragidyne:

thefucksidontgive:

moesuckra:

heysammy:

lockwood-ty:

I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.

The one thing that Twilight has done right.

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I am laughing so fucking hard right now. My suitemates are going to think I’m insane. Omg.

LMFAO THE EDITING HOLY SHIT.

this is

I can’t 

what

yes

my brain is 

WHAT

LMFAO

CHOOSE ME. CHOOSE ME, EDWARD. 

The editing was amazing! XD

Sweet mother of God.

Get. On. My. Blog

holy shit

that’s some stellar fucking editing work right there ahahaha

90% of the reason I’m reblogging is that this editing is fucking amazing.

i fucking lost it when i saw brokback

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

tiramisu-tea:

hi guys^^ i will be hosting a weekly matchwigs giveaway where prizes include any wigs below $30 (which is 80% of the wigs there tbh) this giveaway will be different from most giveaways because it will be hosted literally every week so you guys have a really high chance of winning a free wig lol
keep in mind that because this is a weekly giveaway, the deadline is in 7 days whereas most giveaways last for months, so these will be done and over with really quickly so id join before the time is up


prizes:

$30 matchwigs.com voucher coupon code which can be used to purchase anything in store (shipping is free worldwide!)
$5 additional voucher to winning entry who inserts reblog banner on their Tumblr. Instructions here.


rules:

reblog only once (from past experiences if u reblog more then once notes start disappearing and id rather not screencap every single note again)
likes dont count
no giveaway blogs
must be following me (since this is for my followers)


infogiveaway will start may 20
end may 27

tiramisu-tea:

hi guys^^ i will be hosting a weekly matchwigs giveaway where prizes include any wigs below $30 (which is 80% of the wigs there tbh) this giveaway will be different from most giveaways because it will be hosted literally every week so you guys have a really high chance of winning a free wig lol

keep in mind that because this is a weekly giveaway, the deadline is in 7 days whereas most giveaways last for months, so these will be done and over with really quickly so id join before the time is up
prizes:
  • $30 matchwigs.com voucher coupon code which can be used to purchase anything in store (shipping is free worldwide!)
  • $5 additional voucher to winning entry who inserts reblog banner on their Tumblr. Instructions here.
rules:
  • reblog only once (from past experiences if u reblog more then once notes start disappearing and id rather not screencap every single note again)
  • likes dont count
  • no giveaway blogs
  • must be following me (since this is for my followers)

info
  • giveaway will start may 20
  • end may 27

scourgee:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

>:}

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

recovery-ghost:

Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.

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doctorxrose:

walk into the club like

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When you were younger and a friend came round

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

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The next couple of hours:

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When their parents came to collect them:

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“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

 

YES!!

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

elanchana:

Oh, Romania.

justyouandme-atsix:

ask-neon-stripe:

HOLY FUCK BISCUITS I HAVE 100 FOLLOWERS O.O I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! <3

You guys should follow this lovely lady! UuU

You are such a butt >///< But I do love you :3

anothermindpalace:

dreamer-of-impossible-dreams:

let’s play that game “spot the french on your dashboard

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dying

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe