I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.
The one thing that Twilight has done right.
I am laughing so fucking hard right now. My suitemates are going to think I’m insane. Omg.
LMFAO THE EDITING HOLY SHIT.
my brain is
CHOOSE ME. CHOOSE ME, EDWARD.
The editing was amazing! XD
Sweet mother of God.
Get. On. My. Blog
that’s some stellar fucking editing work right there ahahaha
90% of the reason I’m reblogging is that this editing is fucking amazing.
i fucking lost it when i saw brokback
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
fun fact: me in the white shortsfun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life
hi guys^^ i will be hosting a weekly matchwigs giveaway where prizes include any wigs below $30 (which is 80% of the wigs there tbh) this giveaway will be different from most giveaways because it will be hosted literally every week so you guys have a really high chance of winning a free wig lolkeep in mind that because this is a weekly giveaway, the deadline is in 7 days whereas most giveaways last for months, so these will be done and over with really quickly so id join before the time is upprizes:rules:
- reblog only once (from past experiences if u reblog more then once notes start disappearing and id rather not screencap every single note again)
- likes dont count
- no giveaway blogs
- must be following me (since this is for my followers)
- giveaway will start may 20
- end may 27
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
walk into the club like
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
HOLY FUCK BISCUITS I HAVE 100 FOLLOWERS O.O I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! <3
You guys should follow this lovely lady! UuU
You are such a butt >///< But I do love you :3
let’s play that game “spot the french on your dashboard
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe